Charlie is that kind of idiot protagonist you only see in porn parody stuff, the guy who absolutely should not be responsible for anything important, but somehow the whole damn monster city is powered by how hard everyone is screaming in bed. It sounds stupid, and it is, but that is kind of why it works. The game just throws you into this porn factory vibe where climax is basically electricity, like if Pornhub and a power plant had a drunk baby. You are not just clicking to watch sex. You are kind of the director, half manager, half pervert, poking at decisions to squeeze the loudest moans out of these freaky, colorful monsters so the city does not shut down. The story pretends to be about โsaving the dayโ but honestly it is about seeing how far you can push everybody until the sound barrier breaks.
The choices feel simple at first, like โwho does Charlie help nextโ or what position to suggest, but some scenes escalate in really funny ways. You might pick what looks like the normal option, and suddenly you are dealing with a girl with teeth where she should not have teeth, or a tentacle dude who is very, very serious about consent but not serious about how many holes he is filling. One time I picked the โjust be gentleโ answer and it somehow turned into a full porn audition where the monster girl got stage fright until Charlie started dirty talking like a bargain bin pornstar. I was wheezing because the game swings between horny and clownish in the same two lines. It is stupidly on-the-nose with porn clichรฉs, but then it kind of makes fun of you for liking them. And I still kept clicking, so joke is on me I guess. Some of the humor hits like old Newgrounds flash, that low-budget, slightly crusty vibe where the punchline is literally just louder screaming. The parody is not subtle at all. Porn holio, โindustry expertsโ who clearly only watched like five videos on XVideos and decided they are producers now, monsters trying to figure out which angle sells better because the city needs more โjuiceโ. It is shameless, and I respect that. What I did not like is that sometimes a scene is clearly building up to something seriously nasty or clever and then it cuts off too early, like the dev just got bored and said โok, cum, nextโ. You can feel where there should be one more branch, one more filthy line, and it just is not there. Still, when you finally get one of those over-the-top scream sequences that feed half the town, it is dumb fun. Honestly I wish there was an option to completely fuck up and cause a blackout from not enough orgasms, but I know it will never happen and I am weirdly fine with that.